{"id":50,"date":"2018-09-04T05:22:33","date_gmt":"2018-09-04T05:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spielen.weiterndorf.info\/?page_id=50"},"modified":"2019-01-23T07:22:40","modified_gmt":"2019-01-23T06:22:40","slug":"die-regierungssau","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/?page_id=50","title":{"rendered":"Die Regierungssau"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/?page_id=22\">&lt;&lt;<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/?page_id=22\">\/\\<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/?page_id=61\">&gt;&gt;<\/a><\/strong><\/h1>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-50-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Regierungssau.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Regierungssau.mp3\">https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Regierungssau.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Friher is des a su gwesn,<br \/>\ndass die S\u00e4u hobns in Huf naus gl\u00e4ssn,<br \/>\ngwiezlt hobn sie sich do im Dreck,<br \/>\ndo hobn die Leit gsogt: &#8222;Des gibt Speck.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Wie die S\u00e4u im Huf draussn worn,<br \/>\nkummt a Beamter vom Finanzamt gfohrn.<br \/>\nDo schreit der Bauer zu seiner Frau:<br \/>\n&#8222;Gib obacht af die Regierungssau.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Do hat sich der Finanzbeamte arg aufgregt,<br \/>\nwal der Bauer do su wos segt.<br \/>\n&#8222;Die Sau hasst su&#8220; hat der Bauer ihm erkl\u00e4rt,<br \/>\n&#8222;wal die Sau der Regierung gh\u00f6rt.<\/p>\n<p>Die Sau hobn mir f\u00fcr den Staat ugschafft,<br \/>\ndenn die wird etz bal verkaft,<br \/>\nund des Geld tut es Finanzamt holn<br \/>\nwal mir domit unsere Steiern zohln.<\/p>\n<p>Und die andere die is die Familiensau,<br \/>\ndenn die gh\u00f6rt mir und meiner Frau,<br \/>\ndie wird dem n\u00e4chst selber gschlacht<br \/>\nund Schinkn und Worscht draus gmacht.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Schwein.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3606\" src=\"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Schwein.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"93\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;&lt;\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\/\\\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &gt;&gt; Friher is des a su gwesn, dass die S\u00e4u hobns in Huf naus gl\u00e4ssn, gwiezlt hobn sie sich do im Dreck, do hobn die Leit gsogt: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/?page_id=50\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eDie Regierungssau\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":22,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-50","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3637,"href":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/50\/revisions\/3637"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/22"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weiterndorf.info\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}